RIP BILLS MAFIA

In a world overrun by social media, it has become part of our daily routine to keep ourselves entertained watching total nonsense online. Whether it is when you wake up in the morning before work, while you are sitting on the toilet, or perhaps during your commute, these are the times you pull your cell phone out and watch the usual bullshit we have all become accustomed to.

College kids doing stupid stuff like running each other over at full speed with golf carts, shooting firecrackers out of their asses only to have the entire thing backfire, literally. Back yard wrestling attempts, drunk chicks trying to smash full beer cans over their heads and failing, you get the gist.

Then there is the group of people tucked away in Buffalo, New York. A rabid fan base that encompasses all of the stunts mentioned above into one faction, and in the fall and throughout football season you can bank on waking up on Monday mornings to see some of the debauchery these folks embark on. They are known simply as BILLS MAFIA. We all know them, and watching from a safe distance we have all come to appreciate them.

Well, maybe not all of us. According to a report, the Erie County Sheriff's Department will have an emphasis this season on curbing excessive drinking and enforcing the ban on all glass bottles. The smashed bottle over the head trick happens to be one of Bills Mafia's finest. The worst part though? Any and all body slamming through tables is banned and that ban will be STRICTLY enforced. 

What has this world come to? That would be equivalent to banning the foam cheese heads at Lambeau, or cancelling the raising of the 12th Man flag in Seattle. Bills Mafia getting obliterated to the point where they think it is a good idea to slam their friends off of RV's and into burning folding tables is one of the greatest traditions alive. Forget the anthem stuff, forget CTE concerns, this is the real issue that will bring down the NFL. If there is no Bills Mafia, there is no American Football. 

If they are unable to keep up the fight, and this really is the end, at least we will always have these videos to keep us entertained. Thanks Bills Mafia, and RIP.